RaNdOm ThOuGhTs          AnD wHaT nOt
One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy:
Tommy do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: yes
TEACHER:Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: yes
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see God?
TOMMY: No.
TEACHER: That's my point. We cant see God because he isn't their. He doesn't exist.
A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy:
Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: yes
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY:Yessssss (getting tired of  the questions this time)
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssss
LITTLE GIRK: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
TOMMY: Yes
LITTLE GIRL: DO you see her brain?
TOMMY: No
LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she must not have one!


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 you before you came to my site?

once
five times
at least a doz.
Hundreds
I'm standing over your shoulder

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